Status archive

Brandon R. Jones…

October 11, 2016
…has learned that it’s difficult to play the “Guess the Animal” questions game with a child for whom a carnivorous pink beaver is an entirely plausible reality.

May 4, 2016
…has finally learned that when a 6-year-old girl says “That’s not fair!”, it really means, “This conversation is now closed to all logic and reason.” At least, that’s so for the 6-year-old girl that lives in his house.

Jan. 27, 2016
…enjoys the way that a leather jacket soaks up the delicious coffee aroma after being at a Starbucks.
Not so much with Mexican restaurants.

Jan. 14, 2016
…is hot like wasabi when he busts rhymes.

Dec. 22, 2015
…wishes everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Dec. 2, 2015
…is dreading winter.

Nov. 25, 2015
…never did the “Macarena”, and likewise refuses to do the “Nae-Nae.”

Nov. 9, 2015
…is adjusting

Nov. 2, 2015
…is trying to find the perfect balance between the right amount of coffee and “why can’t I blink”.